Ovarian Communication

E-mail sent from Eve Monday, February 9th at 1:30pm:

Hey Ovaries,

My doctor informs me that you’re slacking on the job and harboring an illegal cyst.  What in the Sam Hill are you thinking?  Get yourself back to your egg making stations and make me some eggs, dag nabit!  And get that cyst out of there too.  What am I even paying you for? 

Eve

E-mail sent from Ovaries Tuesday, February 1oth at 5:54pm:

Dear Eve,

We’re sorry for the delay, as we have had many requests as of late.  At this time, we are not aware of any ’slacking’ that may or may not be occurring.  We also can neither confirm nor deny the legal status of any ’said’ cyst.  We assure you that we are taking your concerns seriously and are investigating them thoroughly.

We thank you for you patience.

Your Ovaries

E-mail sent from Eve Tuesday, February 1oth at 6:02pm:

Son of a biscuit…you lawyered up!  Didn’t you?

E-mail sent from Eve Tuesday, February 1oth at 10:22pm:

Didn’t you?

E-mail out-0f-office notification , February 1oth at 10:24pm:

We are sorry to inform you that the recipient you e-mailed is currently out of the office and won’t be back until 2010.  Please feel free to call our legal department with any concerns or questions you might have at 1-800-BetterBe.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Forgive my insanity, it may only be temporary, that doctor’s aren’t sure yet.